February 2012
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camillebadua:
I hate the feeling of:
sticky fingers
wet fingers
lotion on my hands and feet
dry hands
damp hands
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Me: Hey how ya doin' good day today isn't it?
Corner store man: Yeah, its been good! Did you see the _____ *All friendly and shit
Me: Yeah that was intense. So anyways, slow burning papers please.
Corner store man: No.
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
yes
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Me: can I have 5 dollars
Mom: why are you going to buy weed
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Mom: im kidding!! here
Me: *phew*
screews asked: Happy Valentine's day, Benji! Mwuuuuah :* ♥
disregard women
m1ko:
acquire currency
keep disregarding women
ya